Devil diaryDear diary,Today God and I brought our son Jesus to school for the first time.And then we were bored so we decided to get some icecream.I had chocolate and vanilla and God had yoghurt ice.It has been a long time since God and I went on a date so I kinda liked it Then we were sort of thirsty so we wanted to get something to drink and we ran into Henk, a friend of ours an we talked for like half an hour. Then when we finally got something to drink, but God's drink was HORRIBLE. I mean seriously, yuck. Poor guy. Well anyway it's about time for darling God and me to pick up our son from school.Love,The Devil.